Oh noes, I am asian and he likes asians.

25 Feb

Its not unusual for some guys to like blond girls, or red heads, hispanic, jewish without it being a negative thing. Apparently if you are white and you like asian girls that is a problem.

onnoesasian

Guy doesnt handle rejection on okCupid

25 Feb

okcupid

Life On What Is Your Price.

1 Feb

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And so it continuos, giving up your dollars, to be ignored online.

Use craigslist for all your gang bang needs.

29 Jan

Oh craigslist you crack me up.

430lbs woman with a birth defect that causes bleeding when having sex, want a bare back gang bang with a bunch of strangers. The party will go on all night.

Gangbang Tonight – w4m – 29 Hello,

I am looking for men who would be interested in coming to a gangbang on Jan 29 starting at 10pm, it will be my first ever gangbang which I am super excited for. I am looking for those interested in joining in the party. I am open to all races must be at least 7 inches or longer. Im a big girl so a need at least that. I am looking for both subs and tops but I am very submissive in the bedroom. If I didn’t list it below I am totally open to it, I should also tell you that I sometimes bleed when fucked, I was borned with a disorder and can’t control it. I just would rather be honest then you find out about it later. Message me directly for a faster response, I will want to meet face to face before the gangbang before we the gangbang.

My hard limits are as follows: No scat/pee, no rimming (giving) no ass to mouth, no cum in mouth

I am open to everything else from sucking cock, to dp, double vaginal, maybe add some force along the way, bring some toys, maybe your into some kink, holding hair, tying up, I am looking for those who LOVE big women.

Please include pictures of yourself and your package with your email and a brief description as to why I should pick you!!

What I look like, I dont post pictures as I just get flagged! What I look like I am 5ft 9 around 430lbs, long blond hair that goes to my boobs and blue eyes. I have a large heart shaped belly, super large hips and a super big bubble butt with all the dimples to go with. I have skinny arms and legs. I have long feet and foot fetish if your into that.

That party will go long until the night and looking for serious inquires only. Please send along a picture of yourself and your package, please also send me your name and number, I dont want endless emails.

This will be a bareback gangbang if you are DDF and STD free if you are not or dont feel comfortable with that there will be condoms available.

Thanks for your consideration!

Getting evicted, I am moving into your place sight unseen

29 Jan

Odd to say the Least – 25

Hello, this is an odd request to say the least but I am looking for a fun, down to earth, laid back, 420 friendly guy with extra space. I currently am looking to move out of a situation I find myself in and need a place to live while I save up to get my own place. I can help with bills, cleaning, yard work, whatever. I’m a 25 year old, laid back, intelligent female. I work in centennial and would like to find a place near by. If you have extra space and would like a cool roommate for a little then send me a message with a picture describing yourself and your place and I will reply back with my picture and answer any questions you may have :) thank you

I want to go to college so marry me, but dont expect anything out of it.

25 Aug

This may be weird.. – w4m – 19

Okay, this is going to sound strange; but here me out! I really want to go to college, badly, I will be the first in my family to go. I tried to get grants and scholarships all seem to be a dead end. The rules for FASA is simple, I am at 19 a dependent student until the age of 26, neither of my parents are willing to give me their information. I don’t have any male friends or trust me, I wouldn’t be here. I am at strictly platonic because I don’t intend to make this a romantic endevour, I have researched everything and I found out it is legal to have a marriage of convince as long as we both are born here. We can also live separately as long as we don’t file the paper work. I know this is stupid; but, I want an education so badly, I want to be more than my family was. All got knocked up at 15-17, dropped out of high school and have no real lives. I am the first in three generations to graduate HS. I have a prenup written up, and in it it states this would end after my schooling is over.
Please, this is not a joke so neither should your answer. All I need is someone that has paid their taxes and has ok credit.
If you have questions email me, I can answer anything, and I’ll trade a pic for pic.

    Is this finally a working vagina cam?

    27 Jul

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    Tongue out

    25 Jul

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    Please dont take my picture that I will put on on a dating site

    25 Jul

    Does she think she is too famous? Is she embarrassed?
    Was it the paparazzi?

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    Lets be friends if you can teach me to fix my car.

    12 Jul

    because who couldn’t use a couple new friends… – w4m – 28 (Denver)


    Date: 2012-07-11, 11:24AM MDT



    I am 28, female, and not looking for anything other than some ridiculous, spontaneous guy friends, who will actually be there when I need them, and will let me return the favor. I’ve been going through a lot of big changes lately; some good, some bad, and I would like to have someone who I could count on, to come hang out at the house with the dog, teach me how to grill, how to fix a leak or two, and how to change my oil.